hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned
Uhm no you got respected.
I’m so over people thinking that “ma’am” and “sir” are descriptive words that mean you’re old.
Yankees and Floridians need to realize that both of those words are good to hear. They’re polite.
- me at 11pm: oh it's getting late i should sleep soon
- me at 4am: FEW TIMES BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT CAUSE I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GUUUUUUUUUUUUURL
nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom